Issues

99 problems but caring about NOLA ain't one

1. In my homestate of Ohio I was a registered Republican.
2. Ethics violation: I had to refund $2,500 donated by my fiancee as he had maxed out his contributions from shell organizations.
3. Most of my donations have come from Republican megadonors and PACs.
4. I have had less than 20 people who live in my district donate to me. My competitors have received several hundred.
5. During Ida I evacuated to Texas where I started a company called Capital Disaster Services to profit off of natural disasters.
6. In 2022 I registered in New Orleans Distric 98, then changed to District 93, and finally decided on Distric 91 just this year.
7. Haven't had a full-time adult job so I don't have the experience needed to care for the needs of the 53,000 people in District 91.
8. One of my largest donors is currently serving a 25 year sentence in federal prison for stealing $150 million
9. I reported little to no income on my financial disclosure form but still loaned $127,000 to my campaign.
10. More incoming...